Get “Mugged” For The Holidays!
Our final round of mug shots is posted below—no more silent auctions; the mugs are now simply available for purchase anytime before 11:59 PM on Dec 15, 2025! Snag a weird, wacky, or wonderful mug for a holiday gift, a white elephant item, or just for yourself! All the while, you can feel warm and fuzzy knowing you're helping support local queer and feminist theatre. If you’d like a packet of tea or cocoa added to the mug, just let us know during checkout (there will be a drop-down menu for just this purpose)!
With any purchase you may add as many paper roses as you’d like for $2 each, made by our board member Squiddy out of old books that would otherwise have been thrown away. Turning them into roses gives these unloved books new life; it’s like necromancy, but for books!
BONUS: All Columbus (OH) purchases can be delivered free of charge directly to your address, within one week of your purchase!
Have you ever thought, "Wow, I wish my uncle thought of himself as a product that the FDA has itemized and approved of"? Then this is the mug for you! Both the front and back of this mug list off the same set of Uncle Nutritional Facts to delight and concern any male sibling of your parents. Or just, like, a random person you know.
It’s just that if you’re made of snow it’s really weird for you to sled down a field of snow. I can’t get over it. The human equivalent would be HORRIFIC. And you’re welcome for making you think of that. Anyway, wanna buy a mug?
Santa's deceptively calm face and three-dimensional mittens hide the great evils he considers each day as he creates his List, as was foretold in the ancient songs and stories.
This frogulous mug has a full paragraph of facts about the red-eyed tree frog on the reverse, presented by the National Wildlife Federation, who apparently hopes every cozy beverage you ingest comes with a full side dish of SCIENCE!
This horrifying leprechaun will let you drink out of his brain, such as it is. Also good for storing those chocolate gold coin things.
To misquote John Mulaney, “Something happened here. You hope it’s a miracle wedding, but probably not it could also be a breakup.” Anyway, this mug is best deployed as a gift to someone who has never identified as a woman at all, let alone as a married one, OR as a hint that you don’t like your friend’s current relationship and you hope they’ll marry someone with the last name Mattson. Or to someone whose dad’s name is Matt.
What is there to say besides just asking you to gaze upon the pure beauty of this mug? See how it gleams in the light, encouraging us from a bygone era. Truly, we are the greatest, and all of these floppy disks agree.
Listen, it’s a great movie. Actually, I’ve never seen it. Anyway, get this mug for the butch lesbian in your life, especially if they don’t have kids. It will be a huge hit, I guarantee it.
This mug, found in one of Maine's distant cousins (Ohio), features such Maine-stream animals as a Puffin (or as I like to call them, pre-Porgs), a Pinchy Boy™, and a Moose.
Much like TheatreReset itself, this mug is full of rainbows and gay vibes. Also it’s super tall, so it’s great for, like, a LOT of coffee.
Featuring exactly four words (not even half a line!) of “Old Macdonald,” this mug is…….confusing.
…moo.
Best if held by two different people while only one of them tries to drink from it. And by best, I mean “worst,” and “terrible.” Pretty much the opposite of the Lady-and-the-Tramp spaghetti move.
Listen, sometimes my typos are funnier than I was going to be. I had initially intended to write “ginormous” and then figure something out from there, but my fingers were smarter than me and added an “e” to get the “mouse” pun in there. But let’s pretend I did it on purpose. Anyway this is the kind of mug you can get an entire two servings of ramen into, so I highly recommend it.
We packed all our love, support, and affirmations into this mug for your convenience. Now for the low, low price of…any other mug on our site.
Boy howdy, if you like putting shoes near your mouth, this is the mug for you. Unsure why you would, but we don’t judge.
Honestly, could be improved by adding a third, even smaller image of a mug inside of that second mug. But it’s still pretty good. Basically two mugs for the price of one. Kind of like that Norman Rockwell pic where he’s painting himself.
Oh my GOD it’s just like 3D! As if the sloth is comiN RIGHT ATCHA-oh wait it is 3D. While the sloth itself is adorable, the interior of the mug, which is hollow in the shape of the mug AND in the shape of the sloth, is the most harrowing part. Still worth it tho.
The world’s most dangerous game, formerly thought to be “man,” has been recently determined to be playing “Got Your Nose” with an elephant. Play the safe version by purchasing this teacup with a trunk!
This mug shows the beauty in diversity, as long as the diversity is displayed by humans that have been cursed to become ornaments. I wouldn’t think about it too hard.
Okay, either the mug itself likes being hit on by human women, OR it’s giving off SUPER sapphic vibes, right? Like, am I wrong that Rae Dunn is very much a gendered (specifically female) capitalistic experience? So then holding a mug that says “Chicks Dig Me” in this specific font…WELL. In the immortal words of Vine, “oh my god, they were roommates.”
See, I also thought that that looked like a gay word, or at LEAST like the word “divorceé” but it turns out it’s just the kind of candy-coated chocolate that an M&M is. Or like those weird candies you see in Easter baskets. Anyway, this chocolate mug has sex appeal but is too hot to handle. And by that I mean, it has no handle. Which is why my hand is in the picture, unfortunately.
Unlike the snowmen from earlier that are tobogganing on a fresh bed of snow (AKA their own skin), this guy’s actually just a nice little fellow. I cannot find it in me to provide a slanderous description. This gentleman has done nothing wrong in his life.
This frog thinks it’s owed the world, apparently. Honestly, not NEARLY as nice as the frog that comes with a paragraph of facts. But frog mugs (frugs, for short) can never TRULY go unwanted.
