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To misquote John Mulaney, “Something happened here. You hope it’s a miracle wedding, but probably not it could also be a breakup.” Anyway, this mug is best deployed as a gift to someone who has never identified as a woman at all, let alone as a married one, OR as a hint that you don’t like your friend’s current relationship and you hope they’ll marry someone with the last name Mattson. Or to someone whose dad’s name is Matt.
To misquote John Mulaney, “Something happened here. You hope it’s a miracle wedding, but probably not it could also be a breakup.” Anyway, this mug is best deployed as a gift to someone who has never identified as a woman at all, let alone as a married one, OR as a hint that you don’t like your friend’s current relationship and you hope they’ll marry someone with the last name Mattson. Or to someone whose dad’s name is Matt.